!! Um, yikes. Can you shower at night or before they wake up? I shower at night, blow dry my hair so it's not wet, then do my hair in the morning. I'm a night person though. Do they nap still?? I'd be tempted to 'lock' them in their room while you shower if you have to during the day. They have toys in their room, right? Do they maneuver past the child-proof door knob covers? If they haven't figured those out yet I'd keep them contained in one room, away from water. Just take all the time you need drinking your Fresca!!
Bree I honestly have no idea how you do it! You deserve more than just a Fresca, so I hope you had some chocolate to go with it! Ahhhhh kids, what a fun stage in our lives...riiiiiiiiight :) You can always bring them over here to destroy stuff with Kalea, she has most recently gotten into my scrapbooking markers, you know, the ones that cost a small fortune? Yeah, not a happy mom moment- at least you're not alone in your suffering, we are all "enjoying" this stuff together!
Yikes. Double the trouble for sure.
You really do have 2 trouble makers on your hands! I feel for you Bree and I'm sure it does get easier eventually.